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Here’s some news! Item: Jason Johnson’s collection of essays I SURE HOPE THIS BOOK GETS ME LAID is out now, now, now! It’s funny, funny, funny! You should get it, it, it! Look for it online or ask your bookseller. Item: Jason Johnson has left Zenith News over let’s-call-it “creative differences”! His monthly column has …

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Sometimes I Still Want X-Ray Vision

            As a child, I procured myself a pack of novelty “onion gum,” and set out to unleash all sorts of evil on the world. My crimes against humanity hit a snag when no one would accept gum from a child not known from sharing anything other than his bodily fluids. …

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